Skip to main content

RE: This Sh*t Actually Happened

Text exchange with Stella:

Stella: It never fails...I bleach & clean the toilet and then have a massive explosive shit...WTF?
Me: I hear ya.
Stella: Seriously...it is like my butt hole is one of those wacky sprinklers!
Me: Ha!"
Stella: I may be pooping out corn I ate 4 years ago....
Me: I think corn just multiplies in there.
Labels:

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

RE: Touché

Facebook post of a conversation between a friend and her youngest child, a 6 year old girl: Little girl: Mom, how old will I be when [oldest brother, 16 yrs. old] is a dad? Friend: {In my head}  Good Lord, at least 20 I hope. {Out loud} Well, we never know how old we will be when we become parents; only God knows. {Apparently not a good enough answer} Little girl:  But how old CAN you be when you have a baby? Friend: Well...sometimes we just don't have an answer. I don't know how old you CAN be, I only know that we wait until God gives us a baby. Little girl: I can't believe you have 6 babies and you have no idea how old you are when you can get them and have no idea how they get in your belly.
Post a Comment
Read more