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RE: This Sh*t Actually Happened

Text exchange with Stella:

Stella: It never fails...I bleach & clean the toilet and then have a massive explosive shit...WTF?
Me: I hear ya.
Stella: Seriously...it is like my butt hole is one of those wacky sprinklers!
Me: Ha!"
Stella: I may be pooping out corn I ate 4 years ago....
Me: I think corn just multiplies in there.
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