Stella: For fucks sake...Every time I buy a tiny plant, some fuck face asks me if I am making a fairy garden.* Do I look like the kind of person who would make a fucking fairy garden? Birdman: Because you're a LAY-DEE**, and you like LAY-DEE things like fairy gardens & kittens & shit. *I was unaware of fairy gardens being a thing so I googled it . **Birdman is referencing Emily Howard , a character from "Little Britain."
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