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RE: Dumbdevil

Stella and Mr. R talking "About that dumbass crossing the tightrope in Chicago tonight:"

Stella: Dad, you gonna watch the guy tightrope between two buildings in Chicago?
Mr. R: Is he guaranteed to fall?

And, Mr. R continues on with:
1. Turn it on. [Throws the remote at Stella]
2. Jesus Christ! It's Joel Osteen! WHAT THE HELL?!
3. Jesus...there are actually people there watching this shit. I hope he falls on them all.
4. A real feat would be the Chicago Bears crossing the line.
and...
5. Stupid ass waste of TV time. I could be watching another "Murder She Wrote" rerun.
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