The Doggie, hearing literally any noise outside: Oh my god, there's someone out there! Battle stations! They're trying to get us! Why aren't you freaking out, this is serious! I'll try to scare them off by growling and barking!
The Doggie, when literally anyone comes into the house: Oh my god, company! Hi, hi there! Come in! Hello, hi! I'm so happy to see you, hello! Here, have a stuffed animal!
Me: THIS is why I want you to watch Atlanta Housewives...Fights and shit. Watch The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 6 | Fighting in Lingerie Stella: The statement of 'OMG! They're so little!' in reference to sperm is exactly why I cannot add another Housewives show to my viewing.
Stella: For fucks sake...Every time I buy a tiny plant, some fuck face asks me if I am making a fairy garden.* Do I look like the kind of person who would make a fucking fairy garden? Birdman: Because you're a LAY-DEE**, and you like LAY-DEE things like fairy gardens & kittens & shit. *I was unaware of fairy gardens being a thing so I googled it . **Birdman is referencing Emily Howard , a character from "Little Britain."
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