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RE: Pet Pooping

The Doggie: Hold on, I'm gonna poop.
The Hubby: Okay.
The Doggie: Just let me get into position, and... psych!
The Hubby: ?
The Doggie: I'm not going to poop there, ha ha! It was a prank!
The Hubby: How is that a prank?
The Doggie: You just got [Doggied], son! Ha ha ha!
The Hubby: Okay...
The Doggie: Ha ha ha ha! Hoooo boy... I can't believe you fell for that!
The Hubby: Whatever. Let's go.
The Doggie: Hold on, I'm gonna poop.
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