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RE: Family Ties

Email from my mom: 

A conversation [Precious Gem] and I had today.

Precious Gem:  So Grandma, is my Dad my real Dad or my Step-Dad?

Me: He's your real Dad.

Precious Gem:  So who's my Step-Dad?

Me: You don't have a Step-Dad.

Precious Gem: Why not?

Then I attempted to explain what it means to have a Step-Dad the best I could so she could understand.

After all this she says, "Well [friend] has a real Dad and a Step-Dad."
I then tried to explain why she does.  She is too much!

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