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RE: A Tummy Knows

Friend (feeling sorry for herself): Sometimes it feels like no one back home remembers me...
Friend's 4 year-old daughter: Mama, I remember you! I also remember that I'm hungry and thirsty, will you get me some food?

Friend: That girl always reminds me of my priorities (or at least hers!)
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