"Dammit. I'm never going to find someone to name their dog Crotch. The fun is endless with a name like Crotch." - Stella after we rejected her suggestion for a name for our puppy
Me: THIS is why I want you to watch Atlanta Housewives...Fights and shit. Watch The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 6 | Fighting in Lingerie Stella: The statement of 'OMG! They're so little!' in reference to sperm is exactly why I cannot add another Housewives show to my viewing.
Stella: For fucks sake...Every time I buy a tiny plant, some fuck face asks me if I am making a fairy garden.* Do I look like the kind of person who would make a fucking fairy garden? Birdman: Because you're a LAY-DEE**, and you like LAY-DEE things like fairy gardens & kittens & shit. *I was unaware of fairy gardens being a thing so I googled it . **Birdman is referencing Emily Howard , a character from "Little Britain."
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