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RE: Talking Shit With Birdman & Stella

Stella: How many calories does one burn when they are pooping?
Birdman: This site says you burn 70 calories per hour while pooping.  Who poops for an hour?!  My legs start to fall asleep after 10 minutes.  Don't yours?
Stella: No.  Maybe cause you are taller.
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