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RE: Holy Footloose!

Received this photo in a text from Stella with the following quote from Birdman:

"Want a portrait of Kenny Loggins?  Our Lord & Savior, Kenny Loggins."

Followed by a text from Stella's brother saying:

"Our Kenny, who art in Nashville, hallowed by thy name.  Thy records play, thy lyrics be sung, on radio and live.  Give us this song, our daily song, now and forever.  AmFm."

Then, this text from a mutual friend:

"Please get me one!  I really thought it was Jesus!"

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