So, this isn't a quote post, but it is really something that I feel needs to be written about and shared. I was in the restroom at a movie theater. It was after some movies let out, so it was busy in there. The first thing to happen was a loud ringtone going off and a woman a couple stalls down answers it and starts a conversation. I will never understand this, especially when a whole bunch of toilets start flushing mid-conversation. It's annoying but not gross, I know. Let me get to the second experience. I leave my stall and walk toward the sinks. I pass a lady coming out of another stall. She is carrying a large bag popcorn and eating it. She stops and continues to eat while another lady exits another stall, also eating from a large bag of popcorn. The two of them proceed to the exit of the restroom, walking right by the sinks with post-bathroom-use-hands digging in the bags. Finally, phone lady comes out and is holding ...