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RE: Those Aussies Know How To Suck It Up!

"I was watching Australian rules football the other night.  It's the closest thing to legal homicide.  One guy dislocated his shoulder, he was back in 2 plays.  Another guy's nose was on the side of his face and he was laughing!  Here?  Jesus Christ!  Travis Hafner farts funny and he's on the disabled list for 6 weeks!" - Mr. R being amazed at the dedication of the Aussies compared to American athletes
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