Found this oldie the other day:
The Doggie: Gosh, mom, why'd we have to come inside?
Me: Because it's cold and pouring rain. We were out long enough.
The Doggie: But [Neighbor] and his dad were still out there.
Me: [Neighbor] and his dad are human adults. They can make that decision for themselves.
The Doggie: But you're a human adult.
Me: Yes, so I make the decisions for both of us.
The Doggie: Gosh, mom, why'd we have to come inside?
Me: Because it's cold and pouring rain. We were out long enough.
The Doggie: But [Neighbor] and his dad were still out there.
Me: [Neighbor] and his dad are human adults. They can make that decision for themselves.
The Doggie: But you're a human adult.
Me: Yes, so I make the decisions for both of us.
The Doggie: I wish I was a human adult. Wait until Dad gets home.
Me: Ha! He's more strict than me. You'll be lucky to even get out the door.
The Doggie: [angst ridden sigh]
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