I Better Write That Down

"Joe Thomas. That piece of shit. What a piece of shit. Joe Thomas is a piece of shit! I will PUKE if he makes the Pro-Bowl again this year. I. WILL. PUKE!!" - Mr. R upon watching the Cleveland Browns

Precious Gem had her first day of Pre-K today. She was telling of a little girl who cried because she missed her mommy. When she finished telling about that, she said, "I don't think I missed anybody."

Mr. R: [Some suburb] has a new chain Mexican restaurant going in. I can't remember the name.  [Google it]   Stella: All I see is Panda Express.  Mr. R: That's it!  Stella: That's Chinese.  Mr. R: Whatever.  Stella: What about a panda bear on the logo made you think it was Mexican food?  Mr. R: The logo was round.

"This guy would pop up with all these chains...like Mr.T...but black." - Mr. R describing the black slot machine