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RE: I'd Probably Watch That*


Stella: WTF is TLC's obsession with gypsies?
Me: I don't get what's up with TLC period.
Stella: That just made me think, "Why don't they have a show about menstruating women?"
Me: Ha!
Stella: Wait...menstruating GYPSIES.
Me: Menstruating, 500 lb, midget, psychic, gypsies in the ER because of sex involving a strange addiction.
Stella: Mind. BLOWN.

*Hey, producers, you better not steal my show idea without crediting me and paying me.
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