Me: THIS is why I want you to watch Atlanta Housewives...Fights and shit. Watch The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 6 | Fighting in Lingerie Stella: The statement of 'OMG! They're so little!' in reference to sperm is exactly why I cannot add another Housewives show to my viewing.
Friend (feeling sorry for herself): Sometimes it feels like no one back home remembers me... Friend's 4 year-old daughter: Mama, I remember you! I also remember that I'm hungry and thirsty, will you get me some food? Friend: That girl always reminds me of my priorities (or at least hers!)
Message from Stella: I just opened BitStrips and have the proposal scene ..but it's you proposing to me. Then, further down, you are breaking up with me via BitStrips. It's like a lesbian soap opera.
Friend: Zombies moan because they don't have control over their tongues. Friend's 11 year old son: So they're like Miley Cyrus. *Post's title is a parody of Miley Cyrus' "Wrecking Ball"