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RE: Is This Real Life?

Stella overheard neighbors fighting while sitting in her backyard.  Here is an excerpt she shared with me:

When have I ever played games witch you?! Nigga, you see what I'm livin' in to be witch you cause I love you?

A little later, I get the following chat message:

I regaled my dad with the story of the neighbor fight.  He said, "I keep telling you there should be a law against some of the pure CRAP they call TV."  I said, "This isn't on TV!!!  This is coming from my neighbor's house.!!!"  He said, "HOLY SHIT!!!!!  Love thy neighbor, I guess..."

I guess I can see how he would think it was a TV show.  I made him watch "Toddlers and Tiaras" all afternoon yesterday.

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