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Oscar inspired quotes:

"Kristen Stewart needs help from Chuck Testa to make her more life like." - Me

"Have Renee Zellweger's eyes been removed?" - Me

Stella: That awkward moment when 1 billion people realize you can't read, Renee Zellweger.
Me: YES!
Stella: She seriously cannot read.
Me: She has no eyes.
Stella: Maybe that's it.
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