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RE: Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder

We haven't heard from Mr. R in a while.  Well, he's back, and he's back with a vengeance!

Mr. R & Stella were watching "Toddlers & Tiaras" and here is what he had to say:


  • "I would have to sit there with a baseball bat so I could just start swinging at people."
  • "She [Honey Boo Boo] may be 6, but she has the attitude of an 80 year old asshole."
  • "A baseball bat to Honey Boo Boo and her mom's face would be a favor to both of them."
  • "It's Georgia!  You know what they raise in Georgia? Peaches and morons."


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