I Better Write That Down

This was given to Scrubs from Cinderella:

"I've been on food stamps and welfare, did anybody help me out?  No.  No." - Craig T. Nelson (2009, but never gets old)

"What does your vagina tell you to do?" - The Hubby while watching a contestant on "Big Brother" go on about her mind telling her one thing and her heart another

Cinderella & Mini-Me were playing the Game of Life and their baby sister was also in the vicinity.  Here is what Scrubs hears: Mini-Me:  Woo-hoo, Cinderella, I just sued you!!!  But, we can still be friends. Then Cinderella yells: Mom, will you get baby sister?  She is eating the pieces of Life."