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RE: On The Road Again (Texting With Stella)

Stella: Tour of Turdstruction continues its reign of terror...currently showing a Michigan rest stop no mercy.
Me: Good!  Is it in Flint?  They're used to getting shit on.
Stella: OMG...it actually is!

and, later:

Stella: Stop 2 of Tour of Turdstruction...Bronner's Christmas Store in Frankenmuth.  Dropping yule logs while listening to "I'll Be Home for Christmas."

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