I Better Write That Down

Text from Stella: Outside Home Depot in the car next to us some lady says to an old lady in the backseat of the car, "You going in, Ma?  It's not a restaurant!"

"Costa Rica is in Mexico." - Alexis from "The Real Housewives of Orange County."

"Romanis are so OCDC on cleanliness." - Gypsy woman on "My Big Fat American Gypsy"

"Looks like World's Dumbest!" - Mini-Me after seeing this video on the "Today Show:"

Miley Bieber: I want to wear heels at my funeral. Her friend: Your feet don't even show. Miley Bieber: They cut your feet off?!?!

"The eyes are the nipples of the face." - 14 year old American gypsy

Stella: Tour of Turdstruction continues its reign of terror...currently showing a Michigan rest stop no mercy. Me: Good!  Is it in Flint?  They're used to getting shit on. Stella: OMG...it actually is! and, later: Stella: Stop 2 of Tour of Turdstruction...Bronner's Christmas Store in Frankenmuth.  Dropping yule logs while listening to "I'll Be Home for Christmas."

"What--is today like queso de mayo or something?" - Overheard by Birdman