I Better Write That Down

"Chihuahua colors" - Mini-Me telling us what color her imaginary dog is

"Can you roll up my hands?" - Mini-Me, while carving pumpkins

Thecla to a little boy: Were you at the beach today? The little boy's mom: He has psoriasis.

"You're not going anywhere!" - Mini-Me to a bug she caught

"I forgot how cold cold be!" - Old lady at the airport

"Captain America, come here." - The Hubby at Mid-Ohio Comic- Con

Discussing the other female judge on "The X-Factor:" Me: What is with the judge chick dressing like Pocahontas? Stella: She seems as if she has two brain cells...and they hate each other.

"NOW 'NROLLING" - A sign Stella saw outside of a school

"This wind is so breezy!" - Miley Bieber as we walked to the parking lot

"This pizza is like CRACK!  BUT[t] you shouldn't eat too much of it.  Oh, is that the FireCRACKER one?" - The Hubby's subtle way of drawing attention to the guy in front of us having a plumber's crack

"I don't eat tomatoes...I hate tomatoes...Tomatoes should be outlawed." - A guy at the pizza buffet we went to for lunch

After receiving a random FB event invitation: Me: Yeah, unfortunately, I am unable to attend. Stella: Yeah...ummm...me, too. I have diarrhea that day.

"I was watching Australian rules football the other night.  It's the closest thing to legal homicide.  One guy dislocated his shoulder, he was back in 2 plays.  Another guy's nose was on the side of his face and he was laughing!  Here?  Jesus Christ!  Travis Hafner farts funny and he's on the disabled list for 6 weeks!" - Mr. R being amazed at the dedication of the Aussies compared to American athletes

"The movie was awesome even though it was rated PU." - Holla talking about "Dolphin Tale" and her horribly gassy state when seeing it

"If you Farkle, you're fuckled." - The Hubby to his mom while playing Farkle

"There's the Catholics, the Lutheran, and the Angel-can." - Guy waiting for a table at a restaurant