I Better Write That Down

Another Facebook post about the political savvy preschooler: "We asked [preschooler] the other day if she needed a tissue (as her finger was in her nose) and she responded, 'No, I love picking my nose!'"

A friend's Facebook post: I put down my phone which had a picture and article about Hillary on it and [her preschooler] says: "That looks like Donald Trump's mom."

While Neil Young's playing an acoustic version of "Rockin In The Free World". Precious Gem: I think I've heard this one before. My Brother: You've heard the electric one. Two minutes later... Precious Gem: I've heard this "virgin" before.

Friend's daughter found a wedding picture. Friend's daughter: Was that one of your bestest days? Friend: Yes, it was one of the best days when I married your daddy. Friend's daughter: Why do you like Daddy? He doesn't even have any hair!

Scrubs: [Precious Gem], do you want to go to Kalamazoo? Precious Gem: Yes. Are there going to be animals there? My Brother: It's for [Cinderella's] ice skating! Precious Gem: At the zoo?! My Brother: No, Kalamazoo, Michigan.

"That's it! The giant cardboard box is in timeout!" - A friend, a mother of three, on more things she never thought she'd say

Student: You smell sorta like my gramma. My Brother the Teacher: Really? What does she smell like? Student: She's dead but you smell old.