Me: Who was Parker Posey? The Hubby: The rough looking one. Me: OMG! I thought that was Elizabeth Banks. [awkward pause] Don't tell Elizabeth Banks. - After watching "Mascots"
"Just picked up [Mini-Me] from a sleepover. Now we are in line for flu shots. She's not happy. [Mini-Me] told me, 'You're bad at surprises!'" - My brother, Mini-Me's dad
Friend: [Daughter], you're being kinda a stink tonight. Be nice to your brother. Friend's 7 yr. old Daughter: Mom, that's not how stink works. Stink makes you smell bad. I think the word you're looking for is "naughty".
Message from Stella: At Target and we see the Count Chocula cereal box that says "Vote for Me" or whatever. Birdman: Who is he running against? Stella: Boo Berry and Frankenberry. Yummy Mummy probably isn't running. Birdman: Frankenberry is in it until the Access Hollywood tapes come out. Stella: Yeah. Those will be gross. Birdman: *rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr* Grab pussy *rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
Typically, the posts on this blog are inane or silly or beyond explanation, but today, I am sharing a link to a post written by The Hubby. It's important enough to be written down.