I Better Write That Down

Woman: I thought they always had Teddy Roosevelt wearing glasses. Man: How would they put the glass on there? Woman: I don't know, I just thought they had them up there. -Overheard at Mount Rushmore

Highway sign: Missile Drive Exit 10 Me: Now there's the highway to the danger zone. 

Me, regarding Deadwood, SD: What is Kevin Costner's place called? The Hubby: Gambles with Wolves. 

"The former USC star patrolling like a sand panther tonight in the backcourt!" - Olympic commentator regarding April Ross' beach volleyball skills