I Better Write That Down

Messages from Stella: My dad: If my blood pressure isn't at 180 I must be dead. My mom: Then turn the game off.  My dad: There's nothing else on. and: There is nothing like a Browns' game to make my parents start going at each other like a set up to a future "Dateline" with Keith Morrison episode.

"Actually Daddy, he is Jake. He is just pretending to be Jason, but he is actually Jake" - Precious Gem, 4 years old, explaining a "General Hospital" plot line (not quite accurately, actually)