RE: Ironing Things Out August 26, 2012 "I like the way you fold, but I do it more better." - Mini-Me to Scrubs after emptying out her dresser Read more
RE: Life's Big Questions August 12, 2012 "If God is pro-life, why does he let people die? Isn't death just the body self-aborting" - Stella, in response to a "God is pro-life" bumper sticker Read more
RE: Sorry You Found Out This Way August 05, 2012 "These people are sick. Really sick. Did you know that?" - Mr. R watching "Toddlers & Tiaras" Read more
RE: TMI August 05, 2012 "This armpit has hair and this one doesn't." - Boy Scout at Amtrak Station Read more