I Better Write That Down

"I know cats aren't dogs, but they do have personalities." - Sally at dinner

Me to The Hubby at dinner: My parents will be here during our anniversary. Sally: I'll babysit.

Text from Stella: "Guy at rest stop on turnpike: I'm not really hungry.  I'll just get a grilled steak burrito...and a chicken bacon sandwich."

Texting with Stella: Stella: Andy Griffith died.  Again, someone who I thought was already dead. Me: Yeah, I had that thought. Stella: When Maurice Sendak died in May, I thought the same thing...and we had even gone to his museum in Philly a few years ago.  I guess I should just stop assuming everyone is dead.

"My cousin's girlfriend dresses like a slutty toddler." - Stella's sister-in-law

Stella: Teresa to Jacqueline, "I like that dress. You look like you should be in South Africa.  It's very Aztec-y." Me: How did I miss that? Stella: It was last week's episode...when Teresa goes over to Jacqueline's house to talk about magazine shit. Me: I guess I didn't pay attention.  Wish you watched oc ["Real Housewives of Orange County]. Stella: I don't know if I could handle that much more stupidity in my life.

Me: Thought this lady was bat shit, but she's got a bluetooth thing that I didn't notice at first. Stella: Ha...love that shit.

"Dumb, fucking, punk ass kid in line in front of us at Chipotle asked 3 times, 'Does the guac have pork in it?'" - Stella

Me: Cake boss is younger than us. Stella: No. Absolutely not.

"Every time this show is on, I think the tv is broken because everyone is so orange." - Birdman about "The Real Housewives of New Jersey"

"I'd give up my kid for a pig." - Overheard by a friend in the livestock area at a fair

"Oh, the 3 stoogers!!!  Is this a new one?!" - Mini-me bonding with her dad