"If your going to live in the middle of nowhere, you should live in a middle of nowhere house" - Sally when we drove by newly built houses outside a small town
"I basically just told a rep he can "bite me" in an email. These reps are lucky I don't live anywhere near them...I would find their house and shit on their front door." - Stella
Text from Birdman: We have a page on the intranet that introduces new employees, includes a photo and a blurb--a bio, what their job will be, etc. One recent new employee's blurb is 3 sentences about his glass eye, nothing more.
Teresa: So, I get a text from my brother yesterday. After what happened at Kathy's he says maybe we should go see a physical therapist together. Jacqueline: Uh you mean a therapist.
Birdman: When do the Olympics start? Stella: August. Birdman: What about the Animal Olympics? Ever watch that? Stella: Yeah...in the 80s. Birdman: I watched the shit out of that show.